Not many memorable jokes coming out of the crackers this year. What’s changed? Here are one or two that took my fancy. Can you come up with some better ones?
Q: What do you call a man with no shins? A: Tony.
Q: What goes “Oh Oh Oh!”? A: Santa walking backwards.
Q: What athlete is warmest in winter? A: A long jumper.
Q: What do you call just-married spiders? A: Newly webs.
Q: Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? A: In case he got a hole in one.
Not all new but worthy of a chuckle.
Why Hewers of wood? When Joshua was moving Canaanites out of the promised land so that the Israelites could settle there, some Gibeonites tricked him into making a non-agression treaty with them, by pretending they had come from far away and were not locals. When Joshua discovered the deception, he protected their lives but made them servants, "hewers of wood and drawers of water" for God's sanctuary.
As Hewers today, we want to serve the people of God, principally by making his Word, the Bible, available to the Kasena of Ghana in their own language.
What a funny stuff I ever found on the web. .