Cracker jokes

Not many memorable jokes coming out of the crackers this year. What’s changed? Here are one or two that took my fancy. Can you come up with some better ones?

Q: What do you call a man with no shins? A: Tony.

Q: What goes “Oh Oh Oh!”? A: Santa walking backwards.

Q: What athlete is warmest in winter? A: A long  jumper.

Q: What do you call just-married spiders? A: Newly webs.

Q: Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? A: In case he got a hole in one.

Not all new but worthy of a chuckle.

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One response to “Cracker jokes

  1. What a funny stuff I ever found on the web. .

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