Not many memorable jokes coming out of the crackers this year. What’s changed? Here are one or two that took my fancy. Can you come up with some better ones?
Q: What do you call a man with no shins? A: Tony.
Q: What goes “Oh Oh Oh!”? A: Santa walking backwards.
Q: What athlete is warmest in winter? A: A long jumper.
Q: What do you call just-married spiders? A: Newly webs.
Q: Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? A: In case he got a hole in one.
Not all new but worthy of a chuckle.